No Baby Mama Here

My friend Heather was over a couple of weeks ago for dinner, and asked if Hank was practice for a baby, since when many couples get a dog, they then decide they want a real human in their life. And my reaction was NO WAY, he is great birth control! Since Hank's been sick lately he has been up early in the morning and requiring more attention than his usually mellow self does. With 4 AM walks and accidents on the carpet, yeah, this is all I need, you can keep the baby.